Phone quickie

This will be brief - as the encounter was.

I was waiting to pick up Thoth from work. I realized that A) my book was boring, B) I was alone in the car and would be for at least 20 more minutes, and C) my phone lay close to hand.

I decided to amuse myself.

I dialed a friend. Before he could launch into inane small talk, I cut him off with a certain tone, one that he recognizes well.

Are you alone?

Uh.. Oh! Yes! Yes I am.

Do you have privacy?

I do! He sounded giddy-eager. That always makes me happy.

Why aren't you naked yet?

I'm working on- ah, there. I am naked.

Get the lube and sit on the futon. I used the Tone of Command that works so well on him.

Okay.

Which hand do you masturbate with?

My right.

Lube your left. Put your right hand behind your head. I want this to feel like a stranger's hand making you come.

Ohhh...

Shh. Are you ready?

Ohhh... yeahhhh...

Close your eyes. You don't get to watch me watching you.

Ohhhhh my god...

I'm in the chair across from you. I'm watching you touch yourself. Slow.

Ah...

Tell me how it feels.

Ah... a little... awkward... oh, fuck...

Good. Harder and slower.

Oh that's so good- ohhh!

Can you feel me watching?

Uhhhyeah... I've waited...

I love seeing that. Faster.

*gasp*

Faster. Make that fucking thing shine. I love it when it turns purple.

Uh, ohhh, pleeeeease-

No. Slower.

*whimper*

Slooooower. Twist your hand like I do.

AH. UH. AH. UH. Godddd...

Are you close? That was fast.

Ngggghhhhhhh.

Heheheheh. Mmmm, I like that. Slow. Do you want to come?

Please, please, oh please, please, ohhhh-

Tell me how it feels.

Uhhhh, aah, it feel like someone's jerking me off while you watch, it feels like my cock is a foot long and six inches wide, it feels like I'm going to die, oh fuck, ohhhhh god...

I can hear the sounds your hand is making.

aah! aah! ooooohh...

I can see you're close. Very pretty, baby. You have such a nice cock.

*whimper*

Do you want it? Beg.

oh please, please, ohhh please, oh god, please let me-

Come. Now. Do it now.

Oooohhh- OOOOHHH- AaaaAAAAaaAAArrrraggghhhhFUCKFUCKnnnnnngggghhh hah! ah! Jesus! ah! aagh, my eye! Holy shit!

*snicker* Your eye?

Jesus, you wouldn't believe- ow! - how much of a mess I just made. And my eye. Jesus! That was... Oh my god. I'm still getting aftershocks. You're amazing. Unbelievable. A force of nature. Jesus.

I am not Jesus. He was hairier.

Heh. So, what brought that on?

I was inspired. Got to go, though. Bye!

A drive-by orgasming. Heh. Okay, bye!

Quick, messy and exactly what I wanted to accomplish with my spare 15 minutes. Perfect!

Thoth appeared and slung himself into the passenger's seat. How was your day?

Oh... the usual...